So last night was to be a Miami Knitters Meet-up per Meet-up.com. But it was raining 40 days and 40 nights and traffic was all backed up. So, thinks I, maybe I should call ahead and see if anyone has shown up, since I have never been to a meetup before and don't know anyone to call. Ergo, I call the Starfucks where the event is to take place and a barrista answers the phone. I explain about the knitting meetup and ask her if she'd look around and see if anyone else is there. Mind you, it's about 7:30 pm and the meetup was to start at 7:00 pm so I'm thinking that even if everyone else is rain-delayed or just running on Miami time, someone should be there by now. Right.
There is dead silence on the line. Then the barrista rallies and in an incredulous voice says, "So you want me to look around to see if anyone is knitting? I gamely say, "Yes, please." I hear the phone rustle as she walks out into the cafe seating area and she's muttering to herself, "is anyone knitting..." Then she finally announces to the assembled multitudes, "No one's knitting, right? " And comes back on the line to give me the news. By this time I am laughing so hard I'm snorting, picturing the faces on the cafe dwellers. Great. Now she REALLY thinks knitters are weird. I manage a strangled "Thanks!" and bail out. Hey, we do what we can to raise fiber consciousness down here in the wilderness. So somewhere last night in Miami there were 10 or 12 people asking themselves, "Should I be knitting?" Life is good.
Way to go! Get people thinking about this fine upstanding hobby of ours.
I want to tell you Happy Birthday incase you are off early tomorrow. What a great way to spend your birthday. It looks pretty good from this side of 50! Just think of all the wisdom we've gained over those younger..wouldn't tradeit!! May it be the best ever day.
Hippo Birdy to EWE!
Posted by: Margene | October 21, 2004 at 01:20 PM
I think you should call back periodically to have them check on other things.
Like:
"Is anyone there doing macrame?"
"Is anyone there working with a hot glue gun?"
"Has the Twister Convention arrived yet?"
Just to stay informed, ya know?
Posted by: Secret Pal II | October 22, 2004 at 09:36 AM